Monday, December 1, 2008

Ice skating, misleading titles, and everything you need to know about elephants

When I was five or six years old, I thought elephants were twenty metres tall, and blue whales 500 metres long. I still think that'd be completely awesome. Somebody in the genetics field get onto that for me, will you?
With that in mind, I present you with a drawing of a potato.

Bit ordinary, huh? A regular old potato. Not growing a magical stalk into the skies, or piloting a burning helicopter as safely as he can to a cliff ledge in the mountains, or giving a physics lecture. Potatoes aren't very exciting people.
That's better.
EDIT: I already hate that potato and his carefree attitude. I've looked at him for too long.
Embiggenment!

6 comments:

  1. When I found out how tall a t-rex really was I was totally disappointed.

    That potato is a bastard. I would like to stab him and fill him with butter and bacon bits.

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  2. Potatoman is fat and has cankles. BUT WHERE IS THE DETAILS OF PROFESSOR SCOTTACIO SCOTTNAGLE'S MUSICAL JOURNEY?

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  3. The potato seems upset. Maybe he has something in his eyes?
    Pearl

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  4. I think he's sad because a ninja stole his nose.
    Either that or he's dancing.

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  5. poor potato boy. just doesn't fancy being eaten (assuming he's crying of course)

    FUNN stuff on your blog!! :)

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  6. haha, i like how this post is tagged.

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