Tuesday, January 20, 2009

No time to write, I have to do the dishes

There was something mentioned on Kotaku about robots and hot chocolate. Maybe he should have been in the mug, like a spa. Actually, that would have been better. More robots tomorrow, I think.
Unless you can think of something else I should draw, that is. THERE'S A CHATBOX AND A COMMENTS SECTION FOR A REASON, PEOPLE.


That's right.
Why would an octopus want to cook a turtle? I don't know, but the fact is if he wants to, ladies and gentlemen, he can.

Google doesn't know why an octopus would want to cook a turtle, if you were wondering. I checked.
It sounds like the start of a bad joke or something.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Ninja workboots

Workboot Ninja. He's so deadly he doesn't need stealth.

I'd write more, but I'm going to go draw another picture instead, and we both know that's what you really want.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Also, giant robots

I like robots.
And giant things.
But I've already told you about that.
I want my kilometre-long blue whale, goddamnit!

I'm trying to turn this one into a line-less watercolour right now, and it's made me realise that I don't know very much about rendering things in paint.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Would an MC Hammerhead shark swim sideways?

Can you imagine having a buzz saw for a left hand? Nobody would ever think about trying to fight you! And you probably coudn't be handcuffed, so you can do whatever you want.
Except jumping out of moving vehicles. That would still hurt.

I know I said I'd update regularly. I know I've been neglecting my six readers. But you know how stasis chambers are! That liquid oxygen is way better than the regular oxygen you people breathe. If you'd ever been in one you'd understand my reluctance to leave and draw pictures.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009


He's not really Ze Batman. Batman's costume is black. Or blue. Or grey. ... Come to think of it, there have been so many different versions of Batman, there probably was a brown one in there somewhere.
So anyway, right back into the updates from now on. I'll try to make something every day, even if it's a quick thing like these two. It's good practice.

It's been a very long time since I told you what's been happening in the life of Scott! So long I might not bother catching you up, in fact. You're not really interested anyway. I'll go play TF2!