Forgot to upload these after dinner. In my mind devourers have skin like a rancor, and as you can see they have a wicked lure like an anglerfish. A way more badass lure, though.
Also I am in no way saying all girls are obsessed with shoes, I'm only saying that about my girlfriend.
SIDENOTE: Does anybody else have to continuously edit their writing because they rhyme unintentionally?
A fourth installment! I did say there were many. There are many more to come, too. This one was another collaboration with Cousin Joel. He's full of one-liners, that guy. Also three-liners! Two-liners are forbidden.
If you have even a cursory knowledge of Star Wars you'll know when this magazine was intended to have been published. I imagine it as something commissioned by the Empire higher-ups to make employees want to stay where they are during holiday periods. I mean, they have tractor beams to stop them leaving if they even tried, but making the employees excited to go see the garbage compactors for a holiday is so much easier.