Cousin Joel. He's full of one-liners, that guy. Also three-liners!
Two-liners are forbidden.
If you have even a cursory knowledge of Star Wars you'll know when this magazine was intended to have been published. I imagine it as something commissioned by the Empire higher-ups to make employees want to stay where they are during holiday periods. I mean, they have tractor beams to stop them leaving if they even tried, but making the employees excited to go see the garbage compactors for a holiday is so much easier.