Birthday present for Kayne.
I won't say happy birthday though, because that's not until Monday. Kayne loves him some Portal and ye olde Nintendo (Kayne loves him some ye moderne Nintendo too), so I have expertly COMBINED the two (using sorcery) as a birthday gift. Anybody who's ever played Duck Hunt has had the urge to shoot that stupid dog. He laughs at your failure. What kind of faithful hound would do that?!
The asshole kind, that's what. Kind. Of hound.
I've got no love for that dog regardless of whether or not he was born in the eighties, the eigh-ties.