Man vs Truth

Oh Bear Grylls, when will you get it right?
He actually did cross the channel, you know. Get this though: he rowed across it.
In a bathtub.

Naked.
That is more ridiculous than what I wrote.

I'm on a chair

Hellooo, readers.
Look at your blog, now back at mine, now back at your blog, now BACK at mine... Sadly, yours isn't mine, but if you stopped and saved the following image it can link to mine!

Look down, back up. What was that? It's a new drawing of stonehenge made of butts!
What's to your right? Back to me, it's two RSS feeds to that thing you love!
Look again. The RSS feeds have stayed the same! If I could change them to diamonds I would have done it a long time ago.

If you look an axolotl in the eye, you become one

This image is a tall one, so this gives me a good excuse to put in A PAGE BREAK.

Repeatedly Disclosed Desires

Birthday present for Kayne.

I won't say happy birthday though, because that's not until Monday. Kayne loves him some Portal and ye olde Nintendo (Kayne loves him some ye moderne Nintendo too), so I have expertly COMBINED the two (using sorcery) as a birthday gift. Anybody who's ever played Duck Hunt has had the urge to shoot that stupid dog. He laughs at your failure. What kind of faithful hound would do that?!
The asshole kind, that's what.   Kind.  Of hound.
I've got no love for that dog regardless of whether or not he was born in the eighties, the eigh-ties.

75% Radiation-Free!

Another silly Doctor Who thang. I hope that dalek never persuades the DavrO's to pour themselves, because he'll then realise he can't pick up the spoon.
Also he doesn't have a mouth.
EDIT:
Aw man, I forgot those flashy lights they have on their heads. I always forget those flashy lights.