But we both know you won't, since it's a Star Wars series. You probably wouldn't even if you already had a copy because I gave it to you on like Friday, Joel, stop hosting so many goddamn trivia nights and then maybe you will have time.
"SCOTT," you may shout at me, startling me and causing me to spill tea on my pants because how the hell did you get inside my house. "what is this turning into, some kind of Star Wars drawings blog?!" you may continue to yell.
"SHUT UP." I would defensively reply. "How could you complain when you have that rad depiction of a ysalamir sitting on Thrawn's shoulders?"
Enhance!
Enhance!
Enhance!
NEW CHOICE
