No. NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!

This just makes me unhappy. Why must he torture these films so?

It's obvious when you look at it that I threw this together really quickly. Longform things like this just stare me in the face shouting "THIS WILL TAKE HOURS", so I kinda half-assed this one.

I COMMAND YOU TO ENJOY IT REGARDLESS OF MY LACK OF  EFFORT.

Cybernoir

Request from Andrew. DONE.

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Irrelevant Blog Title #70

I did this sketch of a friend while literally watching paint dry in class the other day. It has been digitised for your viewing pleasure.

And here's a less interestingly coloured version, for the less adventurous of you.

Also, I made a placeholder official kind of website at scottmortonillustration.com

Che Guevackbar

Drew this a few weeks ago. I refrained from uploading it since this is exactly the kind of picture the internet loves to steal and sell on t-shirts. As it turns out, this isn't considered parody-ish enough and you'd get in trouble with people who have official-sounding job titles. No shirts for you!

However, I get one.

Unlike women on Facebook, I'm not so good at aiming the camera at myself (this was the best of three photos), so enjoy this off-centre image. With extra beard.

Quick landscape