Oh the blue manatee!

Get it? Humanity? Blue manatee?
I'm hilarious.

If you haven't heard of this yet, get it now! Run it, then type the word 'delete' and tell me if you can guess what TV show's theme it is. You'll get extra points if your name is Don Smith-Sexington, because goddamn, that's an awesome name.
AAANYwho, I'm heading away for the weekend. Not that it's uncommon for me to go a weekend without posting anything here. Or a week for that matter, but I thought I'd tell you anyway. Expect a nice long post on Monday, with text for a change. Maybe I'll draw you something nice.

Like a potato.

In the meantime, I made this in mspaint.
Click for embiggenment, or I shall be forced to hurt you.

So you want a webcomic eh?

I'll think about it. How's that?
Or I could just get somebody funny to write things for me. Then I don't have to think about anything.
That's always nice.

Also, to hell with you people, I have to get ready for work. Maybe you'll get a proper BLAWG later on.



EDIT:
Nope. No proper blog for you.

You know where I'm coming from?

You know when you're sitting really comfortably, and you don't want to move, lest you lose that awesome comfortableness, but the burger rings are way over there and the coat-hanger just isn't long enough to get them?
That's the problem I have riiiight now.

If you didn't know me, you'd think I was some huge fat guy or something.
Only on the inside, my friends.

EDIT:
Mmmm.. burger rings.

Butt

Check out the size of that thumbnail! I bet I could do a smaller one.

Yesssss. That one is so small I bet you can't even click it.

RRRR!

That's the face my thousands of readers are making as another day goes by without pictures and a small amount of uninteresting text alongside them on my blog.. Said readers are so hurt, in fact, that they stop commenting and sending me the love letters I so cherish. One dedicated fan was so upset that he cancelled the parade to be held in my honour through the busiest street in his city. Lord Mayor John So will not be returning.

Seriously though, I once had eighteen people visit here in one day!! Eighteen! Isn't that amazing?

I could do this aaaallllll day

What a jerk

Some brothers, particularly the only one I have, just don't appreciate my persistent drawing.

Also, check out the size of that thumbnail, David. Now it's so small you have no choice but to click for embiggenment! Ha-HAH!
Suck it, Trebek.