tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26732533030508740622012-01-29T22:24:33.997+11:00In which Scott draws pictures you'll likeScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14638020365313248957noreply@blogger.comBlogger1811100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2673253303050874062.post-2088029776935858062012-01-29T20:21:00.001+11:002012-01-29T20:21:18.169+11:00

Everybody's good friend Robbie asked for a KGB agent holding a cage of bees. That is what he got. I made the mistake of thinking "I'm going to just do a quick hour-long drawing, it obviously won't be that good and doesn't need to be at a high resolution". Turns out I like it and wouldn't mind a higher res version. No more mistakes! From now on everything is being drawn at 4,000,000,000 by

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Why have I never done a Harry Potter drawing? Drew this yesterday and today for my cousins who love some Harry Potter. What else have I been not drawing? It's not Superman, because he's lame. A character with one weakness can't possibly be interesting. Every single challenge has to involve that one thing. A Lord of the Rings picture? Yes! Then it's decided; tomorrow is Tolkien-time. Also bin

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Just finished this for DSPR. I'm not quire sure how Rob feels about me posting it here before he's written a post to accompany it over HERE, but I'm going to assume it's fine. Rob came up with this idea, by the way. And if you have no clue what's going on, then you haven't seen this: But now you have. Luckily, my blog doesn't have like 150,000 readers so nobody will know it was here first

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SOME SAY that I have too much free time, and that I waste it making pictures like this. It's Skyrim-related, and if you don't get it I'm very disappointed in you. Especially Lisa. But especially Bart.

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All my drawings up to this point have been flat and two-dimensional. Not in the witty I'm-joking-because-they're-pictures way, but in the way that they lack a sense of physical depth to the scene. It really pisses me off, and is one of the reasons I start disliking most of them as soon as they're finished. Today's (actually Tuesday's) drawing is my first real attempt at breaking out of that 2D

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Drawing of a joke between my brother and I from years ago.  I can't remember why we were watching F1 speed boating. We were probably bored.

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Jess tells me that there are moose in Sweden, but she hasn't seen any. So naturally that resulted in a request for a drawing of a Viking riding one. I wanted to do a Frazetta kind of style for this, but that would take eight million hours to do properly, so I opted for a cartoony sort of Frazetta. Still not sure how finished this is. I'm only now just noticing how tiny the Viking is

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I've been devouring the Thrawn Trilogy recently. What's that you say? You've never heard of it? IRRELEVANT! It is SUPER GOOD and I strongly suggest you read it. But we both know you won't, since it's a Star Wars series. You probably wouldn't even if you already had a copy because I gave it to you on like Friday, Joel, stop hosting so many goddamn trivia nights and then maybe you will have time.

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This just makes me unhappy. Why must he torture these films so? It's obvious when you look at it that I threw this together really quickly. Longform things like this just stare me in the face shouting "THIS WILL TAKE HOURS", so I kinda half-assed this one. I COMMAND YOU TO ENJOY IT REGARDLESS OF MY LACK OF  EFFORT.

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Request from Andrew. DONE. Click for embiggenment.

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I did this sketch of a friend while literally watching paint dry in class the other day. It has been digitised for your viewing pleasure. And here's a less interestingly coloured version, for the less adventurous of you. Also, I made a placeholder official kind of website at scottmortonillustration.com

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Drew this a few weeks ago. I refrained from uploading it since this is exactly the kind of picture the internet loves to steal and sell on t-shirts. As it turns out, this isn't considered parody-ish enough and you'd get in trouble with people who have official-sounding job titles. No shirts for you! However, I get one. Unlike women on Facebook, I'm not so good at aiming the camera at myself (this

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Imagine him with a gravely Spanish accent."Ello. Iyam Antonio Tortorosa."

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Well crap. I was browsing through old stuff and decided I'd do a proper drawing of Antonio Tortorosa. You may (you don't) remember him from a quick doodle a few years ago I got this far: ...before I thought of seeing if anybody else has had a similar idea. You know, musketeer tortoise kind of thing. SON OF A DIDDLEY. Turns out somebody at Hanna-Barbera had a almost identical idea FIFTY DAMN YEARS

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Get it? Get it?? ClasSCI-FIeds?! Goodness I'm clever. Normally when I'm drawing I'll be listening to a podcast or something, and putting together an all-text image gets very confusing when you're trying to concentrate on a conversation. That is my official excuse for any and all mistakes you may or may not find in today's picture, which is another magnificent writing collaboration with one Cousin

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I say inspired, but what I made for this one is essentially a reproduction. Or not. Probably not. You be the judge. Helloooooo new desktop.

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After I read this brilliant comment, I immediately went to drawing a picture to accompany it. Turned out pretty well! Building computers is fun, after all.

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Just a quick Doctor Who thing. Very quick.

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Note: The Trickster is not an alien. Meanwhile, this song has been stuck in my head for days, and I was listening to it on repeat when I drew this. So, you know. Listen to that.

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I still haven't finished it. No spoilers, people!

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So, this happened. Which I thought was awesome enough to warrant a reproduction. Threw this together yesterday afternoon and scanned at tafe today. Painting it was good practice. Now, off to do MORE practice!

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And by more, I mean one.

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I've been SUPER BUSY with tafe and haven't had much time to do any digital artwork except for this one quick thing last week. I may take a few photos of the paintings/charcoal drawings I've been doing and upload them if there's any interest.

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Click to embiggen.This one took many hours, because I just made it up as I went along. That's a bad and slow way to draw things. You can thank my friend - your new friend - Ross for the sky's colour pallet and general cloud structure, since I tried to replicate what I saw in one of his photos (because he's a wicked photographer). I happen to think it isn't too far off. Possibly relied too heavily

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The part that took the longest was choosing a font. Stupid fonts.

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How great was Tron Legacy? I assume everybody has seen it now. As soon as I drew the guy in the alleyway with a coat, I knew he needed a fedora. Like some kind of noir tron thing.

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The first post for 2011 is an all-new Star Wars Magazine! Similar to Part 4, if you're a massive Star Wars nerd you'll get a lot more enjoyment out of this than those regular people, with their regular interests. The text was once again a back-and-forth collaboration with the ever-cleverer Cousin Joel, and you can find the reference image right here. My attempts without a reference image have

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This was a christmas present for my sister and her boyfriend. It's a Futurama reference, but I've also always wanted to make something that somewhat resembles the poster for Vertigo which happens to be awesome.  This one was for Brotherman, and features us in all the games we played together growing up. The title is supposed to be like this. Regardless of the fact that we never played that. I

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It seems like everybody and their monkey has done a retro poster for Star Wars recently, and hell, I just want to fit in. However, the level of Star Wars is reaching critical levels on by blog, so here's a vintage-ish poster for Minecraft. Threw it together this morning. I may do a few more like it, because they are surprisingly quick to make.

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Forgot to upload these after dinner. In my mind devourers have skin like a rancor, and as you can see they have a wicked lure like an anglerfish. A way more badass lure, though. Badasser? Badderass? Also I am in no way saying all girls are obsessed with shoes, I'm only saying that about my girlfriend. As for the stereotypical nerds watching Wonder Woman and Princess Leia make out, hell, I'd be

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I was just updating my folio and among the rest of the utter crap I found in there, turns out I'd printed off the original Space Ship picture. Time for a COMPARISON SHOT.

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That is exactly the way solar wind works. Trust me, I skimmed an article about science once.

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A fourth installment! I did say there were many. There are many more to come, too. This one was another collaboration with Cousin Joel. He's full of one-liners, that guy. Also three-liners! Two-liners are forbidden. If you have even a cursory knowledge of Star Wars you'll know when this magazine was intended to have been published. I imagine it as something commissioned by the Empire higher-ups

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Quick drawing to distract myself from a mind-bending headache.

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Threw this together last night and this morning. Thanks to Cousin Joel for The Fett Diaries and The pitfalls of desert life. I expect him to actually write those articles. Spending lots of time on my super secret project! Exciting times, people. Also, if you like Star Wars, Steve Thomas has made an amazing set of posters recently. Get on that.

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I drew a picture of my favourite creative people. And I'm shocked you don't know who they all are. Mike Krahulik & Jerry Holkins John Hodgman Jonathan Coulton Wil Wheaton Adam Savage Kris Straub Scott Kurtz

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And crustaceans are the best of all animals. Just a warm-up drawing but I liked the shadows, so it's up here now.

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Ages ago I put up a smooshed-up collection of a bunch of pictures I did of a theme. These are some of those pictures - unsmooshed. Click to unsmooshify I've also added a thing over there on the right for new visitors. It's just an easily-updatable link list to a few of my favourite of my drawings. That was badly worded.

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Doctor Andehpants asked me to draw this. I still don't know why. Just so you know, I had no intention of putting it up here until I realised it was late and I'd only worked on secret projects today that I can't put up here. Thus, you receive ChristopherWalkensprout.

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Just whipped this up quickly. Space-travel in this game would be unbelievably awesome, but I don't see it ever happening. I called it Spacecraft, but there IS no spacecraft otherwise there would be a reflection of it. Maybe it's behind him? I just thought if I added one it would look too busy and be ugly. Obvious fact; still obsessed with Minecraft, and can't wait for for huge update later this

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CLICK FOR EMBIGGENMENT. Also free pie! This is exactly what happened when I was in the car with Brotherman earlier today. The lesson to take away from this is when purchasing a bus, never go to a self-checkout. I bet this guy could lift it.

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Delicious, delicious Minecraft. After the image was finished I spent a while screwing around with it to make it look sort of painted. That turned out okay, so there may be a few more like that.

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Adventures! Just drew this today. I've found that everybody has a different interpretation of this picture. 'Everybody' may happen to be as few as three people, but I'll leave the interpreting to the viewer. Here's a close up:  On a completely unrelated subject, grappling hooks are way cooler than jetpacks.

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That is all.

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FFFHHWWWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Haven't really been doing many drawings the past week or so, but here's something I just whipped up so you don't hate me. It might make a nice background, actually. [time has passed] The orange variety is now my background. So, drawing suggestions? Since there hasn't been much of that recently. EDIT: I just realised how huge the guy is compared to the snowmobile. Also his legs are weird. Curse

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Oh Bear Grylls, when will you get it right? He actually did cross the channel, you know. Get this though: he rowed across it. In a bathtub. Naked. That is more ridiculous than what I wrote.

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Hellooo, readers. Look at your blog, now back at mine, now back at your blog, now BACK at mine... Sadly, yours isn't mine, but if you stopped and saved the following image it can link to mine! Look down, back up. What was that? It's a new drawing of stonehenge made of butts! What's to your right? Back to me, it's two RSS feeds to that thing you love! Look again. The RSS feeds have stayed the same

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This image is a tall one, so this gives me a good excuse to put in A PAGE BREAK. That was fun. Crustaceans in the Sky. There's another one with cephalopods, but that's not finished. These two pictures are pretty old and half drawn, so this one was finished yesterday along with some other old things.

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Birthday present for Kayne. I won't say happy birthday though, because that's not until Monday. Kayne loves him some Portal and ye olde Nintendo (Kayne loves him some ye moderne Nintendo too), so I have expertly COMBINED the two (using sorcery) as a birthday gift. Anybody who's ever played Duck Hunt has had the urge to shoot that stupid dog. He laughs at your failure. What kind of faithful hound

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Another silly Doctor Who thang. I hope that dalek never persuades the DavrO's to pour themselves, because he'll then realise he can't pick up the spoon. Also he doesn't have a mouth. EDIT: Aw man, I forgot those flashy lights they have on their heads. I always forget those flashy lights.

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Silly thing I drew for Rutherford Jones.

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Star Wars magazine #2! This is one of my favourite things I've ever drawn. The fact that Biggs Darklighter's (potentially regular) column is being used in this issue purely to brag about knowing Luke Skywalker is hilarious to me. I can just see him in the editor's office turning in his article, a mixture of comtempt and pity on the editor's face; "Really, Biggs? It's come to this?"Well done on

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I have a hilarious image in my mind of Palpatine laying on the floor of his bedroom in a nightgown and slippers writing an entire magazine about himself, posting it (to himself), and then getting really surprised and exited when it arrives in the mail. Pouring over every article, putting the poster on the wall, taking the quizzes. Ahahahhhh... Yes. The articles suggested on the cover were thought

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By now you should have learned that things I draw are in no way expected to make any sense whatsoever.

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BAM. Fan art, as it were. If you're not a listener, Tom and Alex have full-body suits called zentai, which they wear and dance in on occaision.I very briefly considered putting Fishbear in it.

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The birthday one is the saddest thing I've ever seen. I wonder why he doesn't have any friends. Could it be because he's a freak? A threatening carnivorous monster? A jerk? That was suggested by Tom.And then there's the Twitter Whale/Fail Whale one suggested by Jem. It looks like he's being kidnapped by the birds, or he just really doesn't like flying.EDIT: This is how I wrote 'Happy birthday

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Before you say anything, yes I am aware that Mario now has a drill. Does the fact that it just flat out says 'BP' on his cap make me as bad a political cartoonist? Given, I did try my hand at that once. Meanwhile, our good friend Lazy McNeverUpdate Rutherford Jones made me aware of what is possibly the greatest cover of a song of all time.

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I seriously love Fishbear. He's great.Great, but horrified at his own existence. Which is a little sad.If I were to do five or six drawings just of Fishbear, what kind of situations would you like to see him in?EDIT: The 'like' button seems to be jumping around wherever it pleases, right in the middle of posts.DOUBLE EDIT: OH SURE. As soon as I write that, the like button goes back to where it

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Actual true story this time.Today I bought a huge new 25.5" monitor. It rules so very hard.

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When you woke up this morning, did you have a strange feeling there were ninjas about? Your suspicions were correct. Today, is Ninja Day.Here's a heavily cropped collage of six pictures I've drawn in the last 24 hours. There's more to most of those pictures than what is shown. This is some sort of sample-size picture.Bite-size, if you will.How great is Fishbear?

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So, I was about five hours into drawing this (two days after it was requested by Jordan) before I picked up on the fact that the shark playing poker is a card shark.Yyyyep. Pret-ty clever.Sidenote: it's hard to draw James Bond without a reference.

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Among the few things in Super Mario Bros. 3 I can't do is the spinning match up game thing. It's as if it lets you get the first two lined up easily, and then BAM, it hits you with the wrong one. Every goddamn time. The other things that I can't do are use the Tanuki Suit to its full potential, and FINISH THE DAMN GAME.In this house, we've been playing Mario Bros. 1 and 3 for like twelve years,

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EDIT: Found one! This one's by Sister Sezface, the others are by Annie, Kayne, Kayne, and Kayne, respectively.-----------------Here's a selection of pictures people drew. I say selection because I seem to recall having another two, but lost them or something.

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I thought of this as I was falling asleep the other day, and generally things are way funnier when you're falling asleep. I drew it anyway because I can.Joel interpreted it as a commentary on society, and people's tendencies to take photos of/film pretty much everything they see so they can show people later. Which is fine.

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While I'm drawing a silly James Bond thing, I want you to fill in the blanks on this:What's he saying and showing the other person? Fire up your MsPaint, people!

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I've made this (admittedly very bad) image to help persuade Tom and Alex to sing Baby Got Back on their podcast next week. Only time will tell if it's a success, but I have a feeling they will since they already did the original Pokemon theme and Afternoon Delight.Good times.This is the only thing I've drawn in the past few days that I ended up finishing. Mostly because this took fifteen minutes.

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I drew this for mister Brother-of-mine. He digs The Spy.That is all.

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There's a small competition going on over at the Wiki Circuitry blog. I suggest you join in, because I don't actually want Robbie's smelly socks.Click for cromulency.

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I loves me some Batman.

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BAM.

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When I had the idea for this picture I actually cried with laughter picturing Jonah Hill trying to get the suit on. Click for embiggenment!

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Our good friend Tom at the Wiki Circuitry Blog has uploaded the podcast from that one time I went on the show. Hopefully be going back again when I'm not horribly sick, which seems to be no time soon! I suggest you check out the blog, but if you're a super lazy person, just right click and save as right here.I hereby promise some drawings for this week. I've been very Rutherford Jones recently.

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My friends invited me to be part of their show on the Student Youth Network. It was on Saturday night, and went quite well. Lots of fun! I'll update this post with the podcast when it's available. Edit: the podcast won't be around until at least Friday.You may remember my opposition to creating a Twitter account a while ago. Yeah, I made a Twitter account, but DON'T HURT ME! You see, mister

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I only realised after having finished it that the spaceman's shadow has Batman's head. This is fine with me, because I love Batman.So, I've had this Spacebird idea for a really long time. I must've sketched it out a dozen times or more until I found the right one. Six hours of drawing later and we have ourselves a winner.Super-proud of this one. Click to embiggen, as usual.

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I like this picture. I feel like it's missing something, however...Much better. Strangely, it's a complete coincidence that the cars came out the same colour. Also, a black and blue version. I realised afterwards that it's very iPod-ish.

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So, everybody's favourite scientist-adventurer gave me a list of 100 words. The plan is to draw the first thing that comes to mind when reading them, and #1 was introduction. As you can see, I thought of someone introducing their son to old-school Nintendo. The someone in this case is a friend of mine, and his son is nowhere near the age depicted in my drawing. I had to use my special time

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I imagine that General Conference on Weights and Measures talks go something like this:I wanted to make something in the style of Wondermark.

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When I saw this captcha code I had to draw it. If you see any more like that, screencap them and comment!

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Winning $34 is still winning.PS: The lottery tickets were a birthday gift. I don't do the lottery.

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Evan saysdude a machine that washes your dog has been inventedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuKu-4djb8sEvan saysit does not look like it's enjoying itScott saysI knew it. 2010 IS the future!Evan saysbut no jetpacksScott saysOn the contrary:http://www.martinjetpack.com/1394.aspxTo be released commercially next year, I think.Evan saysthis is the highlight of my weekIndeed, the future (the present)

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I drew a political cartoon. Just look at it! It's brimming with wit and satire, and things of that sort!

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Sketchy sketch sketch

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Speedpaint à la Friday. This one turned out pretty damn well if I do say so myself!Still feel like drawing Star Wars things, maybe Ninja Turtles or Terminator next. Thoughts? Ideas?

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Wooo, Star Wars!

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Finished!I think this took about 20 hours. Probably should have counted. I learned a lot of new things drawing this particular piece! Fire, for example, proved quite a challenge at first. Aaaaaanyway. You don't want talking, you want drawings!I'll get right on that.(I feel I should clarify what HOM is. Three of my friends (pictured) live in a house together, which they call The House of Man. They

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I sort of don't know how to continue with this picture of my girlfriend. Might have to start something else.Sorry Jen!

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It's about 75% finished, but progress has slowed to a halt. Figured I'd just chuck it up here now before it turns into one of the many, many, many abandoned projects.

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Matt's birthday present.However, if you want to watch Clone High, YouTube up!EDIT:Since you asked, watch this video from 6 minutes in.

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Tadaaaaaaaa!In the unlikely event that you see this before I'm at your house later today to show it to you in person, I hope you like it!Literally just finished drawing this (3:10am). My impeccable skill at leaving things to the last minute has struck again, and while I probably should've made it on or before your actual birthday, the fact that something was drawn at all (unlike last year, my bad

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Message from Cousin Joel. Ohh how I laughed.He's gone ahead and made a post about his doppelganger, and you have to agree they look similar.

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Made a new desktpo background the other day. I thought it was time for a change since I still had that carrot wearing a top hat.One of the many requests I'm working on right now is a poster of three of my friends as superheroes, and it's totally awesome right now. I'm not sure if I should show you now, or when it's finished..Maybe later. OHGOD THE SUSPENSE!!!My sister just told me she caught a

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Just did this, thought you'd like to see.

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Check it out.I'm reasonably sure that this means I'm older and wiser now.Jen and I made some steamed hams.Bender frog!

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